THOR - Movie Review - Thor Delivers!

Movie Review by; Fat Cat Randy

Marvel Comics does it again with the release of THOR. There is now a new Billion Dollar BLOCKBUSTER Comic Book Hero among us and the great City of Hollywood.

This film ROCKS HARD and had everything needed for a Hot Summer Smash Hit. The Action in this Film was Creative, Intense and Rolled like Thunder as Lighting Cracked Some Ass!

The Director should be proud and pat himself on the back because he delivered a masterpiece hit that will set some kind of Box Office records, I'm sure for a new Franchise opening.

The Script was well written and told an un-easy clear fantasy story that needed to be told. The Gods have spoken and this writer says, "There will be Sequels".

The Cast performed masterfully in their World of make believe. Anthony Hopkins was the only person that could have played Thor's Father. His brief but important lines commanded the screen with each second his face appeared and his voice be heard on the big screen.

This Film will Gross over $300M Domestically and $1Billion Worldwide. If you have not seen this Flick, get to the Theaters and CHECK IT! You'll be glad you did.

Check out the Offical Trailer Below.......

GULLIVER'S TRAVELS - Silly but Fun!

Movie Review By: Fat Cat Randy - aka - R. Scott Williams

This film was really creative to say the least. However the director and the writer really missed on a few key points of this movie. There were way too many silly scenes that should have been cut out of this film. There should have been some re-writes and some re-shoots. I would say that the budget probably would not allow this. The writing was all over the place and did not focus on the main story-line. There was no introduction of the other Clan that lived across the sea. They just came out of no-where.

I’m a big fan of Jack Black and when I saw the trailer for this flick, I had to check it out. After saying that, I was very disappointed in this release. Box office receipts would agree with me. This film only grossed, $43M Domestically, $ 222M Worldwide after a budget of $ $112M. This film made money but it would have made much more had the changes been made. In my final opinion this film was a cross between Ironman and Wild, Wild West with little twist and turns here and there. I rate this film a 6.5 out of 10.

THE THREE GREEDY PIGS

A short story by: Fat Cat Randy - aka R. Scott Williams


Once upon a time there were three greedy pigs living in the south part of the forest. There was the Father Pig who owned a farm and had two little pig sons that helped him work the farm.

One day, the Father Pig offered the sick Wolf a job on his farm and made him a really good bonus offer. If the Wolf worked really hard and long hours on the pig’s farm, he would make a lot of extra bonus money as long as the farm produced a good harvest for market every month. The sick Wolf has been screwed over many times from this Pig farmer but had to take a chance because the Pig farmer said he had changed.

The sick Wolf lived far, far away in the North part of the forest. The sick Wolf had to move a long way to get to the Pig’s farm in the South part of the forest. Well, the sick Wolf moved and worked very hard and very long hours so he could make enough money to take care of his family of Wolves. The sick Wolf was always the first one on the farm every morning.

The Wolf thought his first harvest money would be enough to feed his family but the Pig farmer decided to change the harvest deal and screw over the sick Wolf once again. The sick Wolf had no choice but to continue working on the farm. The sick Wolf seen and recorded all the dirty deeds the Pig farmer and his sons had done to the markets.

The Pig famer and his sons all were making a lot of money from the large harvest each month. Each of the farmer’s sons bought new wagons, went on expensive trips and ate out at fancy places in the forest with their bonus money. All the other farm workers were making a lot of money except the sick Wolf. He was paid small amounts of money and was forced to live week to week.

The sick Wolf got very sick and had to go into the hospital. The Pig farmer promised the very sick Wolf that he would rent him a new wagon so he could move back to the North side of the forest in safety. But the Pig farmer lied yet again and refused to speak to the very sick Wolf or offer any kind help in moving.

The very sick Wolf was forced to sell his boat and most of his property just so he could get gold to move back to the North side of the forest in his broken wagon. The move to the North side was so hard on the sick Wolf’s wagon, the wagon broke into pieces and the sick Wolf had to spend his last bit of his gold to fix the wagon. Had the Pig farmer kept his word, the wagon would have never broken.

Now, the market people and the Sherriff of the forest are searching for the sick Wolf because they want to ask him questions about the Pig farmer, his greedy sons and all the dirty deeds that the three greedy pigs did to hundreds of innocent animals in the forest. Since the Pig farmer owes the sick Wolf lots of gold, the sick Wolf is going to HUFF, PUFF and BLOW your house down. The sick Wolf says, “KARMAS A BITCH”.

TRON - Nailed it!

Movie Review by: Fat Cat Randy

Man, this Squeal Sci-Fi Motion Picture was totally Awesome. The bright lights and the flat grids was so spectacular. No wonder this film made so much money. I can't believe it took me this long to actually watch it.

I remember watching the Original film back in the day in 1982. That is when the tide turned for me and I began to have a real love for Science Fiction. This Sequel ROCKED HARD readers and I will predict that there will be another TRON Motion Picture to be released by summer after next. Hollywood can't seem to stay away from money maker$.

Angelina Jolie looked so delicious in her brief moment in the film. Her tight ass suit made me lick my lips and my mouth just kept drooling on and on. Man, what I would do for just one night with her.

The director hit his mark with this film. The writing was very good to say the least. I look forward to the Franchise's next Sequel. Fat Cat Randy says, buy this DVD and add it to your personal collection, you won't be disappointed.

If you have not seen this flick, GET OUT THERE AND CHECK IT.......

I'll be riding Memorial Day Weekend on a Road King Delux

My Sturgis reservations are made and paid. I rented a loaded Road King for the week. I can't wait. We will be staying at one of FULL THROTTLE's cabins.

I reserved another Road King for Memorial Day Weekend. CAN'T WAIT TO HANG OUT WITH ALL MY OLD AND NEW BIKER BUDS. You all rock......

"MY JOURNEY"

A Poem By: Fat Cat Randy - aka R. Scott Williams

My early childhood memories include watching my mother struggle to survive from a drunken fool that denied his children, refused to support them and now hides in shame like an old broken tool.

Christmas at Grandmas was truly a treasure, the smell of fresh baked cookies floating through the air, new sleds and rich uncles share the wealth, lots of presents for us kids, they delivered in dynamic flair.

My third grade teacher, Mrs. Ringler, caught me with my first girlfriend Penny, playing with critters and holding hands at the science table where that damn grey rat finally bit me.

The walk to the nurse’s office made me mad as hell, dripping blood on the floor as my ear was being pulled, Summer of 1972, Little League Baseball, I played hard and we won, The Champs, it was so very cool.

Uprooted and forced to move south, left my friends behind for a small trailer on a hill, coal stoves, one room school houses, playing pinball and Mrs. Thacker’s paddle gave my behind a swatting thrill.

Mom finally had enough, demanded to moved back, Titus Elementary here I come, the Reds won the World Series in 75 and 76, the Big Red Machine, man they had no bums.

Junior High School, what can I say, the girls were so pretty, much better than the 3rd grade, I wish I could change my High School days, we've done it all, me myself and I, it was so easy to get paid and laid.

Introduced to the weed man and lost interest in sports, like a damn fool I put down those school books, my eyes were wide open and my mind was set free, beauty comes in clearly now, beyond one’s looks.

Changing oil, fixing flats, selling sacks and pumping gas is what I did to earn a dollar at nineteen, times have changed since our day, way back, now we live in a totally new wild uncontrollable scene.

Slinging drinks, breaking up fights and chasing women sent me down a whole new path of light, old Texas, scars, black eyes and dodging bullets whizzing by, my mementos of Texas and those bar room fights.

Traveled the countryside North and South, East to West, Coast to Coast and I thought Florida was the best, Vancouver British Columbia, haggling for Rolexes in Tijuana, catching Yellow Tail in San Diego, man I had to rest.

Cupid’s arrow got me good, this time it stuck, I stopped there, where I stood, I fell hard and I fell fast, for this women who I had asked to dance, who said yes and gave me the chance, but question’s one’s past.

Now married with baby on the way, life happens and bad things are said, seven year itch is what we had, Evil spirits and devilish domains surround my soul with nothing to gain, ache by day, night life was sad.

The Stairway to heaven approaches me slowly and here lately I've tried to be holy, visions show me the new world with everything to gain, oh Sweet Angle you saved me, clearly now, I'm without the pain.

Political Term Limits: All Political Offices Should Have Term Limits!

• Have you ever asked this question to yourself or any one else, “WHY NO TERM LIMITS,” for State Senators, Congressmen, Governor and Mayors”? But if you are elected President, you are capped at a maximum of eight years. This makes no sense at all and it sounds like total Political Bullshit to me.


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  Our great nation is turning upside down with the political corruption that seems to show its ugly face everywhere on the news or internet. Usually, it happens right around the corner of a new Election. Crooked Politicians that get caught with their hands in the cookie jars have held their political offices for decades.


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  If Term Limits were in place for State and Local Representatives, we as a nation would see a decrease in this Political Criminal Enterprise. I feel really strong about my position on Term Limits. Why should one person gain that much power and influence for such a long, long time? Some Representatives are in office for 30 or 40 years. This is crazy.


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  Fellow readers and Americans, we need to contact our Lawmakers and demand a New LAW and implement an 8 year Term Limit for all State, Federal and Local Representatives. We must let the new generation have its shot at representing their generation. How can we continue as a great nation if we force a Term Limit on a President but not State and Local Representatives?


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  This is a DOUBLE STANDARD. If you agree with me, post a note to show your support. But most important, get the word out and write your representatives to get “TERM LIMITS” put into LAW.

Fat Cat Randy

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• 1. Hop WEEKEND TAKE - $37,543,710 Total Gross $37,543,710 BUDGET - $63m


• 2. Source Code WEEKEND TAKE $14,812,094 TOTAL GROSS $14,812,094 BUDGET $32m


• 3. Insidious WEEKEND TAKE $13,271,464 TOTAL GROSS $13,271,464 BUDGET $1.5m


• 4. Diary of a Wimpy Kid WEEKEND TAKE $10,040,822 TOTAL GROSS $38,196,168 $21m


• 5. Limitless Rela WEEKEND TAKE $9,307,896 TOTAL GROSS $55,509,640 $27m


• 6. The Lincoln Lawyer WEEKEND TAKE $6,829,050 TOTAL GROSS $39,416,066 $40m


• 7. Sucker Punch WEEKEND TAKE $6,020,403 TOTAL GROSS $29,811,118 $82m


• 8. Rango Par. WEEKEND TAKE $4,505,572 TOTAL GROSS $113,728,874 $135m


• 9. Paul Uni. WEEKEND TAKE $4,245,560 TOTAL GROSS $31,844,445 $40m


• 10. Battle: Los Angeles WEEKEND TAKE $78,502,566 TOAL GROSS $78,502,566 $70m

SKYLINE - Hit and Miss!

By: Fat Cat Randy

This film mostly Rocked & Rolled with the action and suspense that was all balled up inside of itself. However, I found that there were many things wrong with this potential money making sci-fi action flick.

The director missed on location points and story lines on where the action should be and who should be in the action. It seems that the Director and or the Writers did not know how to end this movie so, we the audence was left hanging. I will not give a spoiler alert!

Okay Movie fans, I say rent it on cable and its well worth the rental price.

THIS WILL HAPPEN ONE DAY....OMG. Are you ready?

• If you enjoyed the film, "SKYLINE", then you will certally love this flick.


• Chek out this Trailer.