THOR - Movie Review - Thor Delivers!

Movie Review by; Fat Cat Randy

Marvel Comics does it again with the release of THOR. There is now a new Billion Dollar BLOCKBUSTER Comic Book Hero among us and the great City of Hollywood.

This film ROCKS HARD and had everything needed for a Hot Summer Smash Hit. The Action in this Film was Creative, Intense and Rolled like Thunder as Lighting Cracked Some Ass!

The Director should be proud and pat himself on the back because he delivered a masterpiece hit that will set some kind of Box Office records, I'm sure for a new Franchise opening.

The Script was well written and told an un-easy clear fantasy story that needed to be told. The Gods have spoken and this writer says, "There will be Sequels".

The Cast performed masterfully in their World of make believe. Anthony Hopkins was the only person that could have played Thor's Father. His brief but important lines commanded the screen with each second his face appeared and his voice be heard on the big screen.

This Film will Gross over $300M Domestically and $1Billion Worldwide. If you have not seen this Flick, get to the Theaters and CHECK IT! You'll be glad you did.

Check out the Offical Trailer Below.......

GULLIVER'S TRAVELS - Silly but Fun!

Movie Review By: Fat Cat Randy - aka - R. Scott Williams

This film was really creative to say the least. However the director and the writer really missed on a few key points of this movie. There were way too many silly scenes that should have been cut out of this film. There should have been some re-writes and some re-shoots. I would say that the budget probably would not allow this. The writing was all over the place and did not focus on the main story-line. There was no introduction of the other Clan that lived across the sea. They just came out of no-where.

I’m a big fan of Jack Black and when I saw the trailer for this flick, I had to check it out. After saying that, I was very disappointed in this release. Box office receipts would agree with me. This film only grossed, $43M Domestically, $ 222M Worldwide after a budget of $ $112M. This film made money but it would have made much more had the changes been made. In my final opinion this film was a cross between Ironman and Wild, Wild West with little twist and turns here and there. I rate this film a 6.5 out of 10.

THE THREE GREEDY PIGS

A short story by: Fat Cat Randy - aka R. Scott Williams


Once upon a time there were three greedy pigs living in the south part of the forest. There was the Father Pig who owned a farm and had two little pig sons that helped him work the farm.

One day, the Father Pig offered the sick Wolf a job on his farm and made him a really good bonus offer. If the Wolf worked really hard and long hours on the pig’s farm, he would make a lot of extra bonus money as long as the farm produced a good harvest for market every month. The sick Wolf has been screwed over many times from this Pig farmer but had to take a chance because the Pig farmer said he had changed.

The sick Wolf lived far, far away in the North part of the forest. The sick Wolf had to move a long way to get to the Pig’s farm in the South part of the forest. Well, the sick Wolf moved and worked very hard and very long hours so he could make enough money to take care of his family of Wolves. The sick Wolf was always the first one on the farm every morning.

The Wolf thought his first harvest money would be enough to feed his family but the Pig farmer decided to change the harvest deal and screw over the sick Wolf once again. The sick Wolf had no choice but to continue working on the farm. The sick Wolf seen and recorded all the dirty deeds the Pig farmer and his sons had done to the markets.

The Pig famer and his sons all were making a lot of money from the large harvest each month. Each of the farmer’s sons bought new wagons, went on expensive trips and ate out at fancy places in the forest with their bonus money. All the other farm workers were making a lot of money except the sick Wolf. He was paid small amounts of money and was forced to live week to week.

The sick Wolf got very sick and had to go into the hospital. The Pig farmer promised the very sick Wolf that he would rent him a new wagon so he could move back to the North side of the forest in safety. But the Pig farmer lied yet again and refused to speak to the very sick Wolf or offer any kind help in moving.

The very sick Wolf was forced to sell his boat and most of his property just so he could get gold to move back to the North side of the forest in his broken wagon. The move to the North side was so hard on the sick Wolf’s wagon, the wagon broke into pieces and the sick Wolf had to spend his last bit of his gold to fix the wagon. Had the Pig farmer kept his word, the wagon would have never broken.

Now, the market people and the Sherriff of the forest are searching for the sick Wolf because they want to ask him questions about the Pig farmer, his greedy sons and all the dirty deeds that the three greedy pigs did to hundreds of innocent animals in the forest. Since the Pig farmer owes the sick Wolf lots of gold, the sick Wolf is going to HUFF, PUFF and BLOW your house down. The sick Wolf says, “KARMAS A BITCH”.

TRON - Nailed it!

Movie Review by: Fat Cat Randy

Man, this Squeal Sci-Fi Motion Picture was totally Awesome. The bright lights and the flat grids was so spectacular. No wonder this film made so much money. I can't believe it took me this long to actually watch it.

I remember watching the Original film back in the day in 1982. That is when the tide turned for me and I began to have a real love for Science Fiction. This Sequel ROCKED HARD readers and I will predict that there will be another TRON Motion Picture to be released by summer after next. Hollywood can't seem to stay away from money maker$.

Angelina Jolie looked so delicious in her brief moment in the film. Her tight ass suit made me lick my lips and my mouth just kept drooling on and on. Man, what I would do for just one night with her.

The director hit his mark with this film. The writing was very good to say the least. I look forward to the Franchise's next Sequel. Fat Cat Randy says, buy this DVD and add it to your personal collection, you won't be disappointed.

If you have not seen this flick, GET OUT THERE AND CHECK IT.......