This song says it all. HELL YES!

Let me unwrap this present!

Oh my, we only have 11 days before Christmas everyone! I’m wrapping some gifts for my grand daughter as I write. Good old Elvis is rocking the house, I’m playing his Christmas DVD and I have a Swiss Pine Candle burning that smells so freaking good.

I can’t wait for Santa this year. I have been so good and my name did not grace his naughty list this year. Hell Yeah Readers…….! I have some good presents up under that big old sweet pine tree this year. I went with a real tree this year. I did not want anything or person from my past around me this year and it feels so freaking good. The cool thing is I don’t know what’s under the tree this year. What a great SURPRISE.

I would like to share a Christmas story with you folks:

It was the night before Christmas and all through the house, everyone felt shitty, even the mouse. Dad at the whore house, Mom smoking grass and I settled down for a nice piece of ass. Then out on the lawn there arose such a clatter, I sprang from my piece to see, what’s a matter! He came down the chimney like a bat out of hell; I knew right away that that fat fucker fell. He filled all the stockings with pretzels and beer and a big rubber dick for my cousin, the queer. He rose up the chimney with one hell of a fart, that Son of a Bitch blew my chimney apart. He swore and he cursed as he flew out of sight, piss on you all and have one hell of a night.

MONEY IS SHORT,
TIMES ARE HARD,
HERE’S YOUR FUCKING CHRISTMAS CARD.


Merry Christmas Everyone and Happy New Year 2011

ITS CHRISTMAS TIME!

It is the season to be jolly with Christmas right around the corner, once again, HO, HO, HO. Have you taken care of your entire shopping list and or all you’re special Holiday treats? There are only eighteen shopping days left, readers, BETTER GETTER DONE.…..

I would like to announce that my bog traffic has increased by 32% from last quarter. Thank all of you for tuning in. My reviews have been slim pickings this year due to my bad health ordeal and treatments I have had to endure. It has been a long road and I’m not yet near the end of this ride. I want to thank all of you who showed support and sending the get well emails, I really appreciated it.

Beginning in January, my reviews will be every week, folks. I have secured free moving viewing at the Regal Movie Theater. If you’re in the Dayton, Ohio area and wish to visit a nice Movie Theater, please come and check at the Regal Movie Theater in Beavercreek, Ohio. They do have pretty decent prices on goodies for the show. If you have not been to the Regal, you gotta check it out.

The BEST Weekend I've had in YEARS!

This goes out to Cassy, my main girl and all her friends at Hooters. You all rock. Thanks for all the words of encouragement and all your good wishes. I'm feeling a little better these days. I'm giving it hell you guys......