TRUE GRIT Movie Review

The Coen Brothers really impressed me with the release of the new and improved, “True Grit”. This will become an INSTANT CLASSIC for all ages. This amazing film starred Jeff Bridges, Hailee Steinfeld, Josh Brolin, Matt Damon and Barry Pepper. What a show to say the least. All the cast members gave Oscar performances and should receive totally awesome reviews worldwide. I must say the shinning star in this new cult film was Hailee Steinfeld. Your performance was AWESOME Hailee and your next gig’s paycheck should double baby or give me a call…

The writing was spectacular and the humorous timing was dead on at every twist and turn. The audience’s participation and their laugher in my theater, was outspokenly loud with super positive interaction as each hilarious punch line was delivered. There was no one talking during the heartfelt dialog as these great actors commanded the screen and deservedly so. This is a MUST SEE film, readers. You gotta get out there and check it out. This film is a must buy for your personal DVD collection.

This song says it all. HELL YES!

Let me unwrap this present!

Oh my, we only have 11 days before Christmas everyone! I’m wrapping some gifts for my grand daughter as I write. Good old Elvis is rocking the house, I’m playing his Christmas DVD and I have a Swiss Pine Candle burning that smells so freaking good.

I can’t wait for Santa this year. I have been so good and my name did not grace his naughty list this year. Hell Yeah Readers…….! I have some good presents up under that big old sweet pine tree this year. I went with a real tree this year. I did not want anything or person from my past around me this year and it feels so freaking good. The cool thing is I don’t know what’s under the tree this year. What a great SURPRISE.

I would like to share a Christmas story with you folks:

It was the night before Christmas and all through the house, everyone felt shitty, even the mouse. Dad at the whore house, Mom smoking grass and I settled down for a nice piece of ass. Then out on the lawn there arose such a clatter, I sprang from my piece to see, what’s a matter! He came down the chimney like a bat out of hell; I knew right away that that fat fucker fell. He filled all the stockings with pretzels and beer and a big rubber dick for my cousin, the queer. He rose up the chimney with one hell of a fart, that Son of a Bitch blew my chimney apart. He swore and he cursed as he flew out of sight, piss on you all and have one hell of a night.

MONEY IS SHORT,
TIMES ARE HARD,
HERE’S YOUR FUCKING CHRISTMAS CARD.


Merry Christmas Everyone and Happy New Year 2011

ITS CHRISTMAS TIME!

It is the season to be jolly with Christmas right around the corner, once again, HO, HO, HO. Have you taken care of your entire shopping list and or all you’re special Holiday treats? There are only eighteen shopping days left, readers, BETTER GETTER DONE.…..

I would like to announce that my bog traffic has increased by 32% from last quarter. Thank all of you for tuning in. My reviews have been slim pickings this year due to my bad health ordeal and treatments I have had to endure. It has been a long road and I’m not yet near the end of this ride. I want to thank all of you who showed support and sending the get well emails, I really appreciated it.

Beginning in January, my reviews will be every week, folks. I have secured free moving viewing at the Regal Movie Theater. If you’re in the Dayton, Ohio area and wish to visit a nice Movie Theater, please come and check at the Regal Movie Theater in Beavercreek, Ohio. They do have pretty decent prices on goodies for the show. If you have not been to the Regal, you gotta check it out.

The BEST Weekend I've had in YEARS!

This goes out to Cassy, my main girl and all her friends at Hooters. You all rock. Thanks for all the words of encouragement and all your good wishes. I'm feeling a little better these days. I'm giving it hell you guys......

Fat Cat Randy T.V. presents - CREEK CHUB & WATERBUG test video

TEST VIDEO BY FAT CAT RANDY T.V.

This goes out to my 3 X wives.

“CLASH OF THE TITANS” Rocked –n- Rolled! This Classic Cult remake from the 1970’s smash hit was a thrill ride from the beyond. This new reborn Masterpiece created an instant Classic Hit for our Grandchildren.

The Special Effects team delivered big time on this film. The cast, lead by Sam Worthington, Liam Nelson, Ralph Fienne, Gemma Arterton, all kicked ass with solid powerful performances. This film’s Music Score’s MOJO was absolutely Funky Good.

Readers, you must go CHECK IT if you haven’t seen this film yet. This one will be added to my personal DVD Collection when released.

“HOT TUB TIME MACHINE”, was totally hilarious from start to finish. Director, Steve Pink smacked a homer to centerfield with the release of this movie. The cast, John Cusack, Rob Corddry, Craig Robertson, Lizzy Caplin and Chevy Chase all hit their marks and their timing on most of the jokes was nearly perfect. There was one crude scene that I would have edited out but that’s Hollywood.

Friends decide to take another friend back in time to their old skiing resort where they all hung out and partied back in the eighties. This trip was set up because one of the friends tried to kill himself. Something about four dudes in a hot tub with beverages from Russia? What a concept. I’m going out on a limb here but I predict this film will gross over $100M by the end of the summer. It started out slow but it will gain memento as movie watchers spread the word on the net.

This is a MUST SEE flick readers either with your buddies or your better half. CHECK IT BABY.

SUNDAY IS OSCAR NIGHT - TUNE IN!

Okay everyone, it’s Oscar Weekend and Sunday we’ll see the big Man of Gold spread the Hollywood Joy of Entertainment Success and (The Gold) to the elite actors, writers, directors and everyone else who keeps the human race entertained at the Cinemas.

When the Academy announced that it would extend its Best Picture nominees from five movies to ten, it was clearly in reaction to all the great movies that has been released and shows the recognition of how more popular movies needed to be in play in order to boost interest in the Whole Oscar Business.

Last year's nominees were the least-attended on record at nomination time. This year, the nomination of Avatar alone more than tripled their cumulative gross.
The Best Picture nominees in order of gross are:

Avatar, Up, The Blind Side, Inglorious Basterds, District 9, Up in the Air, Precious, The Hurt Locker, A Serious Man, and An Education.

Five movies grossed over $100 million (three of which were blockbusters) and five movies grossed less. The nominees run the gamut from all time blockbuster Avatar's $595.8 million to specialty release An Education's $8.8 million.

I’m personally taking Avatar to be the big, big winner of the night. It is a shame that these awards shows can’t hand out more than one award for each movie category. I also think that the people who watch the movies should vote for the winner just like on American Idol. In any case, tune in Sunday Night for the Oscar Mayhem.

SHUTTER ISLAND - Falls Short!

After checking out, “Shutter Island’s” movie trailer, I was ready for a fright from the great Director, Martin Scorsese. However, I was very disappointed to say the least. The final cut of this highly anticipated mind bending film came up short for me.

Many scenes were carried out way to long! The script was too long, needed a trim. This film hit and missed with me. I don’t want to be a spoiler so go check it out. I did not like the ending but it’s worth a visit to the Matinee.

The entire Cast carried this film until the end. This films MOJO really Rocked. The special effects crew should be very proud of their finish work with the lighting and back drops.

Director, Martin Scorsese missed a little on this film. I’m a big fan of you, Martin so call me on your next location and I’ll give your script a peek. Check this film out, GO TO THE MATINEE…

This was an Awesome Movie.

This was an AWESOME modern day Iraqi war film that will forever tattoo your heart, once you see it. The vision and the way the director took this story was amazing and enjoyable to watch unfold before your very eyes. I wanted to keep on watching and waiting to see where the story would go. I could not walk away until the very end. This was unusal to say the least for me.

The director should be very proud of this Movie Magic, she preformed. I see why this film has been nomanated for so many awards. This film encourages me and I want to personally thank those of you who serve and God Bless you all. If you have not seen this Movie, get out there and check it. You'll be glad you did.