Fat Cat Randy at the Movies

GHOST RIDER 2 ~ Movie Review By Fat Cat Randy

2012-02-11T09:30:00.001-05:00

OPENS FRIDAY FEB 17TH, 2012

Fat Cat Randy's next FEATURED MOVIE REVIEW!

REAL STEEL ~ Movie Review

2012-02-04T09:59:00.000-05:00

I had not had a chance to CHECK OUT Hugh Jackman's latest action film and I have heard that there were mixed reviews so, I was given the opportunity to view it for free by a friend. Thank you!

WOW! ROCKY LAYERED WITH ROBO COP... With that being said, I was impressed by the solid storyline and same old inspirational Hollywood bad guy transforms into a good old boy story with incredible displays of Robot Action. Special Effects crew homered on this film.

The fight scenes will have you twisting and turning in your seat. Your blood starts pumping fast and
the Movie's MOJO will ROCKIN YOU HARD, (AWESOME SOUNDTRACK), and this family fun action adventure will leave a warm spot in your heart. Every child under the age of 13 should CHECK OUT this flick.

Hugh Jackman and Dakota GoYo delivers a solid performance and their on screen chemistry sparkled like a fourth of July twizzler. The writing was simple but told a incredible story filled with superb action. This was a smart film and I rate it 7 out of 10. CHECK IT BABY.

Thank you for the Awesome Birthday Wishes!

2011-11-19T19:15:00.001-05:00

I would like to thank all you readers, my family and my friends for all the super awesome
Birthday Wishes that were emailed to me today.

Today was an totally awesome day for an old fart like me.

COLOMBIANA - HD TRAILER

2011-08-13T14:44:00.001-04:00

RISE OF THE PLANET OF THE APES - FEATURED REVIEW

2011-08-06T11:50:00.005-04:00

I've been hooked on the, "Plant of the Apes" films since I was ten years old. The 2001 version with Mark Walberge was pretty darn good and the 2011 release has to cover a lot of ground to match such a production from 2001 much less surpassing it in gross sales.

The special effects team that worked on the 2011 release, "RISE OF THE PLANET OF THE APES" is going to take sci-fi movies to the next level in special effects. This film is a MUST SEE readers!

The revisited prequel directed by Rupert Wyatt was very smart and delivered a solid "PUNCH TO OUTTER SPACE". "The action will make your twitch in your seats". The storyline was smart and very detailed as writers, Pierre Boulle, Rick Jaffa and Amanda Silver delivered an awesome story (script) for all viewers to understand.

The cast, James Franco, John Lithgow and Brian Cox all deliver solid performances as the story unfolds and makes your mind think, Hum..? I pre-dict an Oscar Nom for actor, John Lithgow for his performance in this film.

This Film was well Written and well Directed and we should see solid Revenues from the Box Offices Tickets Sales from around the World. I rate this film 8.5 out of 10. This film will gross over $250M Worldwide. MUST CHECK IT!

Texaco Country Showdown - Clark County Fair 2011

2011-07-30T03:14:00.007-04:00

I've been looking forward to attending K-99 F.M., Texaco Country Showdown for weeks now. I did not know that I would be battling 90 degree weather and one heck of a hot ride to the Clark County Fair. But, several weeks ago the air conditioning in my van went on the blink and I had to tough it out so, I was already heated up when I got there.

For years now, K-99 F.M. has been promoting the “Day in the Country” at John Cloud Park in Huber Heights. Each year, crowds got larger and larger thus allowing K-99 to spend bigger buck$ to bring in the BIG GUNS of Country to draw bigger crowds. That was then and this is now.

Back over the years since 1999, K-99’s big time productions have been getting lame and produced with a much smaller budget. The last few years stand out and have been the worst in my memory.

Texaco’s 2011 Country Showdown was no different. Once I arrived and made the long hot journey from the parking lot to the BIG TENT, I thought for sure there would be some kind of large commercial fans circulating the air, trying to cool off the tent that’s set up to seat 1000 people. NOPE! Looking around, I seen one large fan on the stage but it’s not running.

From the front row where I was sitting, the K-99 F.M. Radio Banner had fallen down from the bottom of the center stage, but no-one stopped to fix it before the show started. The sound system was not hooked up correctly and kept fading in and out during contest performances, Nancy Wilson’s pre & post show comments, CD giveaways and all the announcements.

What is the deal with Nancy Wilson anyway? Does her family own K-99 F.M. Radio or what? This has to be true because any smart program manager or station owner would have fired her ass years ago. She is so radio political. I’m sorry if the truth hurts. She has lost her radio flair and check out the god awful outfit she wore on stage to prove it. Appearance & Image is everything Nancy! I won’t be listening to your station anymore.

My brother Kevin (Boo Boo) Williams entered this competition and was number three in the Showdown’s line-up. Let me refresh your memories about my brother Kevin. His band ELDORODO and the U.S.A. BAND won the K-99 F.M. Battle of the Bands three different times and was the opening act for the “Day in the Country” in 1993, 1994 & 1998. Maybe some of you remember them. Talent and experience was on his side.

The singing competition line up was as follows: 1. Joel Wilson, 2. Kevin Henderson, 3. Kevin Williams, 4. Shanna, 5. Bourbon Lakes, 6. J.D. Outlaw, 7. Jennifer Lee, 8. Debi Lieurance, 9. Union Rose, 10. Bronson Hetzer.

A big CONGRATS goes out to “UNION ROSE”, winner of Texaco’s K-99 F.M. Radio Country Showdown for this regional .

Rumors have surfaced that Nancy Wilson was over heard whispering to the inexperienced talent judging panel that Kevin Williams and the band backing him up were prior winners of this competition on three different occasions. To me, that seems really unfair and really shows Nancy’s playing her politics. Why would she do that?

Miami Valley, when the full video of this competition becomes available, please check it out and judge all the talent for yourself.

Kevin’s on his way to Nashville now for his audition for the Television Series “THE VOICE”. Good luck my brother.

Tuesdays Joke of the Day

2011-07-26T19:07:00.004-04:00

A man approached the window of a movie theater with a chicken on his shoulder and asked for two tickets.

"Who's the other ticket for?" the ticket girl asked.

"For my pet chicken." He said, pointing to the bird.

"I'm sorry," the girl tells him, "but we don't allow animals in the theater."

The man walked around the corner of the building, and stuffed the chicken into his pants. He returned to the ticket window and bought a ticket, entered the theater, and sat down.

The chicken started to get too hot, so the man, figuring it was okay because it was dark to unzipped his pants and let the chicken stick its head out.

The woman seated next to him looked down in horror. She nudged her friend Amanda and whispered, "Amanda! This man next to me just unzipped his pants!"

Amanda replied, "Oh, don't worry about it. Just ignore him. If you've seen one, you've seen them all."

The woman whispered back, "I know, I know, but this one's eating my popcorn!"

FUNNY ASS VIDEO

2011-07-25T15:31:00.000-04:00

JOKE of the DAY!

2011-07-23T09:44:00.001-04:00

GRANNIE AND BELLS

On hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie went straight to her grandparent's house to visit her 95 year old grandmother and comfort her.

When she asked how her grandfather had died, her grandmother replied, "He had a heart attack while we were making love on Sunday morning."

Horrified, Katie told her grandmother that 2 people nearly 100 years old having sex would surely be asking for trouble.

"Oh no, my dear, " replied granny. "Many years ago, realizing our advanced age, we figured out the best time to do it was when the church bells would start to ring. It was just the right rhythm. Nice and slow and even. Nothing too strenuous, simply in on the Ding and out on the Dong."

She paused, wiped away a tear and then continued, "And if that damned ice cream truck hadn't come along, he'd still be alive today!"

Rise of the Planet of the Apes Full Trailer Official (HD)

2011-07-13T15:03:00.000-04:00

Time for the Ape.

Rascal Flatts - I Won't Let Go (Lyrics)

2011-07-11T18:28:00.000-04:00

This song will make you cry.

SAVING ABEL - This Song ROCKS!

2011-06-20T10:31:00.005-04:00

THIS GOES OUT TO A VERY SPECIAL FRIEND AND YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE.

SUPER 8 - Official Trailer

2011-06-10T13:48:00.001-04:00

THE HANGOVER 2 - Movie Review

2011-05-18T08:56:00.012-04:00

DELIVERS LOADS OF LAUGHS!

THE HANGOVER 2

Movie Review by: Fat Cat Randy

Well, the Wolf Pack Gang is back again for another wedding. This time the wedding bells take them all the way to Bangkok, Thailand. Faith decides to punk the guys in such a way that.....WAIT....The rest of this awesome funny story is for you readers to find out. Go see this flick readers and find out the outcome of this Hilarious funny story...

Director Todd Phillips pulled it off and delivered a super funny sequel. In today's movie market that is a real hard thing to do. But he did it and he did it right to the funny bone. The writing was spot on and will absolutely make you laugh your ass off. There is even a chase scene in this movie....

The cast starting with Bradley Cooper, Ed Helms, Zack Galifiankis and Ken Jeong all made the script work to the core. The timing was a direct hit with each punch line. The catchphrases will make you go hmmm. Be prepared to laugh till it hurts.

If you haven't seen this funny comedy yet, get out there and CHECK IT. It don't matter who you take with you, its that damn funny. The DVD will be added to my collection. I rate this Comedy a 9.0 out of 10. This Sequel will make more money than the first film. I will predict that there will be another Sequel sometime within the next 3yrs. Oh yes, I said that!

DON'T BE IN A HURRY TO LEAVE THE THEATER AFTER THE SHOW. WATCH THE CREDITS. YOU'll BE GLAD YOU DID!

WILLIE NELSON'S COUNRTY THROWDOWN

2011-05-17T12:52:00.003-04:00

SPONSOR PARTNERSHIP

I will be attending this show and reviewing it for Rolling Stone. The line-up is Awesome and there will be girls, girls and more sexy girls at this show.

Get out there and CHECK IT!

Willie Nelson's Country Throwdown Tour - The Lowdown on Country Throwdown
Music Videos at http://www.yallwire.com/

BURNING HEARTS

2011-05-16T21:15:00.003-04:00

A Song by: Fat Cat Randy aka R. Scott Williams

Sitting by the fire
Feeling the heat
Watching the snow fall
This was ment to be,

Sharing my life
With the one I love
Always together
Forever in love,

(Chorus)
Burning Hearts, the fire is burning
In our hearts, filled with the love
From start, we’ve got burning hearts,

As the fire burns,
We pour the wine,
A toast to love,
A soft piece of mind

I want it to last
all night long,
I’ll love you forever
This you should always know,

(Chorus)
Burning Hearts, the fire’s burning
In our hearts, filled with the love
From the start, we’ve got burning hearts,

Burning Hearts, the fire is burning
In our hearts, filled with the love
From start, we’ve got burning hearts

THE LAST HURT

2011-05-16T14:04:00.007-04:00

A Poem by R. Scott Williams

Those people who we love the most are the same people who hurt us most of all.
Precious time ticks by and those evil words are carved into one’s broken heart and it falls.

One who walks in the shadow of death hears painful words and bad feelings are spread.
Burden falls upon those who lashed out, so I will choose the distance and all the Meds.

No more hurt can I take or will I take from you.
When the end is near, life will pass before our eyes, many regrets, what will you do?

THOR - Movie Review - Thor Delivers!

2011-04-27T11:48:00.011-04:00

Movie Review by; Fat Cat Randy

Marvel Comics does it again with the release of THOR. There is now a new Billion Dollar BLOCKBUSTER Comic Book Hero among us and the great City of Hollywood.

This film ROCKS HARD and had everything needed for a Hot Summer Smash Hit. The Action in this Film was Creative, Intense and Rolled like Thunder as Lighting Cracked Some Ass!

The Director should be proud and pat himself on the back because he delivered a masterpiece hit that will set some kind of Box Office records, I'm sure for a new Franchise opening.

The Script was well written and told an un-easy clear fantasy story that needed to be told. The Gods have spoken and this writer says, "There will be Sequels".

The Cast performed masterfully in their World of make believe. Anthony Hopkins was the only person that could have played Thor's Father. His brief but important lines commanded the screen with each second his face appeared and his voice be heard on the big screen.

This Film will Gross over $300M Domestically and $1Billion Worldwide. If you have not seen this Flick, get to the Theaters and CHECK IT! You'll be glad you did.

Check out the Offical Trailer Below.......

GULLIVER'S TRAVELS - Silly but Fun!

2011-04-23T11:44:00.005-04:00

Movie Review By: Fat Cat Randy - aka - R. Scott Williams

This film was really creative to say the least. However the director and the writer really missed on a few key points of this movie. There were way too many silly scenes that should have been cut out of this film. There should have been some re-writes and some re-shoots. I would say that the budget probably would not allow this. The writing was all over the place and did not focus on the main story-line. There was no introduction of the other Clan that lived across the sea. They just came out of no-where.

I’m a big fan of Jack Black and when I saw the trailer for this flick, I had to check it out. After saying that, I was very disappointed in this release. Box office receipts would agree with me. This film only grossed, $43M Domestically, $ 222M Worldwide after a budget of $ $112M. This film made money but it would have made much more had the changes been made. In my final opinion this film was a cross between Ironman and Wild, Wild West with little twist and turns here and there. I rate this film a 6.5 out of 10.

THE THREE GREEDY PIGS

2011-04-21T22:13:00.001-04:00

A short story by: Fat Cat Randy - aka R. Scott Williams

Once upon a time there were three greedy pigs living in the south part of the forest. There was the Father Pig who owned a farm and had two little pig sons that helped him work the farm.

One day, the Father Pig offered the sick Wolf a job on his farm and made him a really good bonus offer. If the Wolf worked really hard and long hours on the pig’s farm, he would make a lot of extra bonus money as long as the farm produced a good harvest for market every month. The sick Wolf has been screwed over many times from this Pig farmer but had to take a chance because the Pig farmer said he had changed.

The sick Wolf lived far, far away in the North part of the forest. The sick Wolf had to move a long way to get to the Pig’s farm in the South part of the forest. Well, the sick Wolf moved and worked very hard and very long hours so he could make enough money to take care of his family of Wolves. The sick Wolf was always the first one on the farm every morning.

The Wolf thought his first harvest money would be enough to feed his family but the Pig farmer decided to change the harvest deal and screw over the sick Wolf once again. The sick Wolf had no choice but to continue working on the farm. The sick Wolf seen and recorded all the dirty deeds the Pig farmer and his sons had done to the markets.

The Pig famer and his sons all were making a lot of money from the large harvest each month. Each of the farmer’s sons bought new wagons, went on expensive trips and ate out at fancy places in the forest with their bonus money. All the other farm workers were making a lot of money except the sick Wolf. He was paid small amounts of money and was forced to live week to week.

The sick Wolf got very sick and had to go into the hospital. The Pig farmer promised the very sick Wolf that he would rent him a new wagon so he could move back to the North side of the forest in safety. But the Pig farmer lied yet again and refused to speak to the very sick Wolf or offer any kind help in moving.

The very sick Wolf was forced to sell his boat and most of his property just so he could get gold to move back to the North side of the forest in his broken wagon. The move to the North side was so hard on the sick Wolf’s wagon, the wagon broke into pieces and the sick Wolf had to spend his last bit of his gold to fix the wagon. Had the Pig farmer kept his word, the wagon would have never broken.

Now, the market people and the Sherriff of the forest are searching for the sick Wolf because they want to ask him questions about the Pig farmer, his greedy sons and all the dirty deeds that the three greedy pigs did to hundreds of innocent animals in the forest. Since the Pig farmer owes the sick Wolf lots of gold, the sick Wolf is going to HUFF, PUFF and BLOW your house down. The sick Wolf says, “KARMAS A BITCH”.

TRON - Nailed it!

2011-04-15T11:03:00.003-04:00

Movie Review by: Fat Cat Randy

Man, this Squeal Sci-Fi Motion Picture was totally Awesome. The bright lights and the flat grids was so spectacular. No wonder this film made so much money. I can't believe it took me this long to actually watch it.

I remember watching the Original film back in the day in 1982. That is when the tide turned for me and I began to have a real love for Science Fiction. This Sequel ROCKED HARD readers and I will predict that there will be another TRON Motion Picture to be released by summer after next. Hollywood can't seem to stay away from money maker$.

Angelina Jolie looked so delicious in her brief moment in the film. Her tight ass suit made me lick my lips and my mouth just kept drooling on and on. Man, what I would do for just one night with her.

The director hit his mark with this film. The writing was very good to say the least. I look forward to the Franchise's next Sequel. Fat Cat Randy says, buy this DVD and add it to your personal collection, you won't be disappointed.

If you have not seen this flick, GET OUT THERE AND CHECK IT.......

I'll be riding Memorial Day Weekend on a Road King Delux

2011-04-12T10:41:00.006-04:00

My Sturgis reservations are made and paid. I rented a loaded Road King for the week. I can't wait. We will be staying at one of FULL THROTTLE's cabins.

I reserved another Road King for Memorial Day Weekend. CAN'T WAIT TO HANG OUT WITH ALL MY OLD AND NEW BIKER BUDS. You all rock......

"MY JOUNRNEY"

2011-04-08T13:06:00.012-04:00

A Poem By: Fat Cat Randy - aka R. Scott Williams

My early childhood memories include watching my mother struggle to survive from a drunken fool that denied his children, refused to support them and now hides in shame like an old broken tool.

Christmas at Grandmas was truly a treasure, the smell of fresh baked cookies floating through the air, new sleds and rich uncles share the wealth, lots of presents for us kids, they delivered in dynamic flair.

My third grade teacher, Mrs. Ringler, caught me with my first girlfriend Penny, playing with critters and holding hands at the science table where that damn grey rat finally bit me.

The walk to the nurse’s office made me mad as hell, dripping blood on the floor as my ear was being pulled, Summer of 1972, Little League Baseball, I played hard and we won, The Champs, it was so very cool.

Uprooted and forced to move south, left my friends behind for a small trailer on a hill, coal stoves, one room school houses, playing pinball and Mrs. Thacker’s paddle gave my behind a swatting thrill.

Mom finally had enough, demanded to moved back, Titus Elementary here I come, the Reds won the World Series in 75 and 76, the Big Red Machine, man they had no bums.

Junior High School, what can I say, the girls were so pretty, much better than the 3rd grade, I wish I could change my High School days, we've done it all, me myself and I, it was so easy to get paid and laid.

Introduced to the weed man and lost interest in sports, like a damn fool I put down those school books, my eyes were wide open and my mind was set free, beauty comes in clearly now, beyond one’s looks.

Changing oil, fixing flats, selling sacks and pumping gas is what I did to earn a dollar at nineteen, times have changed since our day, way back, now we live in a totally new wild uncontrollable scene.

Slinging drinks, breaking up fights and chasing women sent me down a whole new path of light, old Texas, scars, black eyes and dodging bullets whizzing by, my mementos of Texas and those bar room fights.

Traveled the countryside North and South, East to West, Coast to Coast and I thought Florida was the best, Vancouver British Columbia, haggling for Rolexes in Tijuana, catching Yellow Tail in San Diego, man I had to rest.

Cupid’s arrow got me good, this time it stuck, I stopped there, where I stood, I fell hard and I fell fast, for this women who I had asked to dance, who said yes and gave me the chance, but question’s one’s past.

Now married with baby on the way, life happens and bad things are said, seven year itch is what we had, Evil spirits and devilish domains surround my soul with nothing to gain, ache by day, night life was sad.

The Stairway to heaven approaches me slowly and here lately I've tried to be holy, visions show me the new world with everything to gain, oh Sweet Angle you saved me, clearly now, I'm without the pain.

Political Term Limits: All Political Offices Should Have Term Limits!

2011-04-05T23:36:00.013-04:00

Have you ever asked this question to yourself or any one else, “WHY NO TERM LIMITS,” for State Senators, Congressmen, Governor and Mayors”? But if you are elected President, you are capped at a maximum of eight years. This makes no sense at all and it sounds like total Political Bullshit to me.

Our great nation is turning upside down with the political corruption that seems to show its ugly face everywhere on the news or internet. Usually, it happens right around the corner of a new Election. Crooked Politicians that get caught with their hands in the cookie jars have held their political offices for decades.

If Term Limits were in place for State and Local Representatives, we as a nation would see a decrease in this Political Criminal Enterprise. I feel really strong about my position on Term Limits. Why should one person gain that much power and influence for such a long, long time? Some Representatives are in office for 30 or 40 years. This is crazy.

Fellow readers and Americans, we need to contact our Lawmakers and demand a New LAW and implement an 8 year Term Limit for all State, Federal and Local Representatives. We must let the new generation have its shot at representing their generation. How can we continue as a great nation if we force a Term Limit on a President but not State and Local Representatives?

This is a DOUBLE STANDARD. If you agree with me, post a note to show your support. But most important, get the word out and write your representatives to get “TERM LIMITS” put into LAW.

Fat Cat Randy

TOP GROSSING FILMS - VIA BOX OFFICE MOJO

2011-04-04T19:46:00.004-04:00

1. Hop WEEKEND TAKE - $37,543,710 Total Gross $37,543,710 BUDGET - $63m

2. Source Code WEEKEND TAKE $14,812,094 TOTAL GROSS $14,812,094 BUDGET $32m

3. Insidious WEEKEND TAKE $13,271,464 TOTAL GROSS $13,271,464 BUDGET $1.5m

4. Diary of a Wimpy Kid WEEKEND TAKE $10,040,822 TOTAL GROSS $38,196,168 $21m

5. Limitless Rela WEEKEND TAKE $9,307,896 TOTAL GROSS $55,509,640 $27m

6. The Lincoln Lawyer WEEKEND TAKE $6,829,050 TOTAL GROSS $39,416,066 $40m

7. Sucker Punch WEEKEND TAKE $6,020,403 TOTAL GROSS $29,811,118 $82m

8. Rango Par. WEEKEND TAKE $4,505,572 TOTAL GROSS $113,728,874 $135m

9. Paul Uni. WEEKEND TAKE $4,245,560 TOTAL GROSS $31,844,445 $40m

10. Battle: Los Angeles WEEKEND TAKE $78,502,566 TOAL GROSS $78,502,566 $70m

SKYLINE - Hit and Miss!

2011-04-04T10:17:00.005-04:00

By: Fat Cat Randy

This film mostly Rocked & Rolled with the action and suspense that was all balled up inside of itself. However, I found that there were many things wrong with this potential money making sci-fi action flick.

The director missed on location points and story lines on where the action should be and who should be in the action. It seems that the Director and or the Writers did not know how to end this movie so, we the audence was left hanging. I will not give a spoiler alert!

Okay Movie fans, I say rent it on cable and its well worth the rental price.

THIS WILL HAPPEN ONE DAY....OMG. Are you ready?

2011-04-03T12:25:00.012-04:00

If you enjoyed the film, "SKYLINE", then you will certally love this flick.

Chek out this Trailer.

Please Welcome Isaiah Cash

2011-03-24T11:35:00.007-04:00

I'm so proud. Everyone is doing ok. My Tribe continues to grow and grow. Now, if I can only get my son to settle down with a nice girl and start his own family. I hope I live long enough to watch that story pan out....

Spring has spung into action around my castle. The trees are bulbing and the birds are cherping out loud. Everything is alive outside my window and seems to be having sex. Spring is here folks. It's that time again where we get dirty and start our gardening.

Love is in the air because its Springtime. I'm always hearing about friends meeting new people and the first time sex is just awesome. Is it the Spring Fever or the thought of a new and fresh partner to explore with?

My divorce should be final this summer, we hope. Right now, all kinds of pretty ladies are warming up to Fat Cat Randy. Just for the record, I have lost 15 lbs so far in my diet for life program and I feel GREAT. I found that extra couple of inches that was missing..haha.....So, if any of you female readers are single and looking, email me. Lets see if theres a connection.

The big BLUE pills are in for those special moments that may arise up.

MACHETE movie Review

2011-01-10T09:57:00.009-05:00

By: Fat Cat Randy

This film had all the blood and guts of a true shoot em up revenge seeking hero kind of movie. The plot was simple and the action was truly awesome. The special effects went well over and beyond the call off duty. Michelle Rodriguez ROCKED IT HARD. I tag this flick with a MUST SEE label in bold print readers.

My personal film hero's from the eighties, Steven Seagal, Robert DeNiro and Don Johnson were brilliant with their bad boy character roles. Made me wanna shoot the hell out of them too. The script had it points but needed a few more twist and turns in which, I believe would have gave the audience a more SHOCK & ALL effect. Oh yeah baby.

This film made some money and look out because I see many more actions films from Directors, Ethan Maniquis and Robert Rodriguez. Great job guys. I'm looking forward to viewing your next project.

TRUE GRIT Movie Review

2010-12-28T11:24:00.002-05:00

The Coen Brothers really impressed me with the release of the new and improved, “True Grit”. This will become an INSTANT CLASSIC for all ages. This amazing film starred Jeff Bridges, Hailee Steinfeld, Josh Brolin, Matt Damon and Barry Pepper. What a show to say the least. All the cast members gave Oscar performances and should receive totally awesome reviews worldwide. I must say the shinning star in this new cult film was Hailee Steinfeld. Your performance was AWESOME Hailee and your next gig’s paycheck should double baby or give me a call…

The writing was spectacular and the humorous timing was dead on at every twist and turn. The audience’s participation and their laugher in my theater, was outspokenly loud with super positive interaction as each hilarious punch line was delivered. There was no one talking during the heartfelt dialog as these great actors commanded the screen and deservedly so. This is a MUST SEE film, readers. You gotta get out there and check it out. This film is a must buy for your personal DVD collection.

This song says it all. HELL YES!

2010-12-25T17:56:00.001-05:00

Let me unwrap this present!

2010-12-14T10:35:00.001-05:00

Oh my, we only have 11 days before Christmas everyone! I’m wrapping some gifts for my grand daughter as I write. Good old Elvis is rocking the house, I’m playing his Christmas DVD and I have a Swiss Pine Candle burning that smells so freaking good.

I can’t wait for Santa this year. I have been so good and my name did not grace his naughty list this year. Hell Yeah Readers…….! I have some good presents up under that big old sweet pine tree this year. I went with a real tree this year. I did not want anything or person from my past around me this year and it feels so freaking good. The cool thing is I don’t know what’s under the tree this year. What a great SURPRISE.

I would like to share a Christmas story with you folks:

It was the night before Christmas and all through the house, everyone felt shitty, even the mouse. Dad at the whore house, Mom smoking grass and I settled down for a nice piece of ass. Then out on the lawn there arose such a clatter, I sprang from my piece to see, what’s a matter! He came down the chimney like a bat out of hell; I knew right away that that fat fucker fell. He filled all the stockings with pretzels and beer and a big rubber dick for my cousin, the queer. He rose up the chimney with one hell of a fart, that Son of a Bitch blew my chimney apart. He swore and he cursed as he flew out of sight, piss on you all and have one hell of a night.

MONEY IS SHORT,
TIMES ARE HARD,
HERE’S YOUR FUCKING CHRISTMAS CARD.

Merry Christmas Everyone and Happy New Year 2011

ITS CHRISTMAS TIME!

2010-12-07T22:14:00.003-05:00

It is the season to be jolly with Christmas right around the corner, once again, HO, HO, HO. Have you taken care of your entire shopping list and or all you’re special Holiday treats? There are only eighteen shopping days left, readers, BETTER GETTER DONE.…..

I would like to announce that my bog traffic has increased by 32% from last quarter. Thank all of you for tuning in. My reviews have been slim pickings this year due to my bad health ordeal and treatments I have had to endure. It has been a long road and I’m not yet near the end of this ride. I want to thank all of you who showed support and sending the get well emails, I really appreciated it.

Beginning in January, my reviews will be every week, folks. I have secured free moving viewing at the Regal Movie Theater. If you’re in the Dayton, Ohio area and wish to visit a nice Movie Theater, please come and check at the Regal Movie Theater in Beavercreek, Ohio. They do have pretty decent prices on goodies for the show. If you have not been to the Regal, you gotta check it out.

The BEST Weekend I've had in YEARS!

2010-09-06T12:56:00.002-04:00

This goes out to Cassy, my main girl and all her friends at Hooters. You all rock. Thanks for all the words of encouragement and all your good wishes. I'm feeling a little better these days. I'm giving it hell you guys......

Fat Cat Randy T.V. presents - CREEK CHUB & WATERBUG test video

2010-08-14T16:45:00.005-04:00

TEST VIDEO BY FAT CAT RANDY T.V.

This goes out to my 3 X wives.

2010-07-20T09:18:00.005-04:00

2010-04-18T12:44:00.002-04:00

“CLASH OF THE TITANS” Rocked –n- Rolled! This Classic Cult remake from the 1970’s smash hit was a thrill ride from the beyond. This new reborn Masterpiece created an instant Classic Hit for our Grandchildren.

The Special Effects team delivered big time on this film. The cast, lead by Sam Worthington, Liam Nelson, Ralph Fienne, Gemma Arterton, all kicked ass with solid powerful performances. This film’s Music Score’s MOJO was absolutely Funky Good.

Readers, you must go CHECK IT if you haven’t seen this film yet. This one will be added to my personal DVD Collection when released.

2010-03-29T11:34:00.003-04:00

“HOT TUB TIME MACHINE”, was totally hilarious from start to finish. Director, Steve Pink smacked a homer to centerfield with the release of this movie. The cast, John Cusack, Rob Corddry, Craig Robertson, Lizzy Caplin and Chevy Chase all hit their marks and their timing on most of the jokes was nearly perfect. There was one crude scene that I would have edited out but that’s Hollywood.

Friends decide to take another friend back in time to their old skiing resort where they all hung out and partied back in the eighties. This trip was set up because one of the friends tried to kill himself. Something about four dudes in a hot tub with beverages from Russia? What a concept. I’m going out on a limb here but I predict this film will gross over $100M by the end of the summer. It started out slow but it will gain memento as movie watchers spread the word on the net.

This is a MUST SEE flick readers either with your buddies or your better half. CHECK IT BABY.

SUNDAY IS OSCAR NIGHT - TUNE IN!

2010-03-05T11:17:00.004-05:00

Okay everyone, it’s Oscar Weekend and Sunday we’ll see the big Man of Gold spread the Hollywood Joy of Entertainment Success and (The Gold) to the elite actors, writers, directors and everyone else who keeps the human race entertained at the Cinemas.

When the Academy announced that it would extend its Best Picture nominees from five movies to ten, it was clearly in reaction to all the great movies that has been released and shows the recognition of how more popular movies needed to be in play in order to boost interest in the Whole Oscar Business.

Last year's nominees were the least-attended on record at nomination time. This year, the nomination of Avatar alone more than tripled their cumulative gross.
The Best Picture nominees in order of gross are:

Avatar, Up, The Blind Side, Inglorious Basterds, District 9, Up in the Air, Precious, The Hurt Locker, A Serious Man, and An Education.

Five movies grossed over $100 million (three of which were blockbusters) and five movies grossed less. The nominees run the gamut from all time blockbuster Avatar's $595.8 million to specialty release An Education's $8.8 million.

I’m personally taking Avatar to be the big, big winner of the night. It is a shame that these awards shows can’t hand out more than one award for each movie category. I also think that the people who watch the movies should vote for the winner just like on American Idol. In any case, tune in Sunday Night for the Oscar Mayhem.

SHUTTER ISLAND - Falls Short!

2010-02-20T11:15:00.003-05:00

After checking out, “Shutter Island’s” movie trailer, I was ready for a fright from the great Director, Martin Scorsese. However, I was very disappointed to say the least. The final cut of this highly anticipated mind bending film came up short for me.

Many scenes were carried out way to long! The script was too long, needed a trim. This film hit and missed with me. I don’t want to be a spoiler so go check it out. I did not like the ending but it’s worth a visit to the Matinee.

The entire Cast carried this film until the end. This films MOJO really Rocked. The special effects crew should be very proud of their finish work with the lighting and back drops.

Director, Martin Scorsese missed a little on this film. I’m a big fan of you, Martin so call me on your next location and I’ll give your script a peek. Check this film out, GO TO THE MATINEE…

This was an Awesome Movie.

2010-02-04T14:08:00.016-05:00

This was an AWESOME modern day Iraqi war film that will forever tattoo your heart, once you see it. The vision and the way the director took this story was amazing and enjoyable to watch unfold before your very eyes. I wanted to keep on watching and waiting to see where the story would go. I could not walk away until the very end. This was unusal to say the least for me.

The director should be very proud of this Movie Magic, she preformed. I see why this film has been nomanated for so many awards. This film encourages me and I want to personally thank those of you who serve and God Bless you all. If you have not seen this Movie, get out there and check it. You'll be glad you did.

This new World will ROCK YOU!

2009-12-19T12:44:00.002-05:00

Director, James Cameron is back on top of the world with the release of this Amazing film that will change the film making industry as we know it today. All the living creatures that were created for this story were unbelievably awesome and masterfully presented.

This brilliant film’s storyline draws you in and doesn’t want to let you out. It had all the emotions of a true Hollywood winner. The wonderful back drops, bright colors and coastal locations took my breath away. I felt as if I could have fallen off the high cliffs and splash right into the depths of its beautiful ocean or to my uncertain death from the jungle below.

The MOJO was outstanding in every possible way imaginable. I see the beginning of a new Franchise that will ROCK the World. Look out James, there will be many Golden Globes and Oscars coming your way. This film will gross over $1B worldwide.

Thank you, Mr. Cameron for a film that will stand out forever in time and in my mind. Get out to the Theaters folks, to see this totally awesome flick. I rated this film a 12 out of 10. I can’t wait to see it again in HD Blue Ray baby.

MUST SEE!

2009-12-08T17:04:00.001-05:00

This is a FUNNY, FUNNY Christmas Holiday Film. Vince and Reese light up the screen in this jaw dropping Holiday treat. I can relate to the Christmas madness displayed in this film, because I’ve been there and done that.

I remember hauling my family around to various members of the family’s home on Christmas Day. I had to make sure we visit everyone on my family’s list as well as my wife’s list or someone in the family would get their feelings hurt. Missing anyone’s house on this special day would cause a Christmas tear jerker and I would be on the naughty list for sure.

This FUNNY Film gets 4 Stars out of 5. You must add this to your Movie Collection and you should be playing it somewhere in your house during the Christmas Holiday Season.

Short on Laughs

2009-12-08T15:02:00.003-05:00

This up-beat raw comedy hit and missed with all of its corky and weird punch lines that was supposed to make us laugh. It had it moments but very few. The plot was upside down from Act one.

The director, Neil Brennan should have stayed a little longer in the editing room. I gave this film 3 stars out of 5.

Awesome Journey in Space!

2009-12-06T21:00:00.005-05:00

This film was **OUTSTANDING***. Five Fat Stogies! Director J.J. Abrams delivered to the World, a Sci-Fi Cinema Masterpiece! This Film Rocks and the MOJO Music Score was right on.

Gene Roddenberry is smiling down from the heavens above for sure. If you aren’t a Trekee now, you soon will be after you see this Film. This is a (must have) Film for any DVD Movie Collection, no matter which generation you came from.

I see more Sequels coming to a Theater soon. Live long & prosper.

Forever Changed

2009-12-02T12:57:00.003-05:00

My definition of Friendship is not usually the same as some other people’s definition of the word. Especially coming from someone who claims to be your best friend! I have mistakenly misplaced my Webster Dictionary, (shame on me) so I could look it up. Friendship means staying close to another person or persons and checking on them from time to time and make sure they are doing okay.

During the Holiday Season, most friends reach out to other friends and family members to share Holiday Events and Social Gatherings with other friends who are all alone for the Holidays. Suddenly, BAM, another hurtful thing SLAPS you in the face and is strong enough to finally knock some sense into you and out of the fantasy friend world that some folks get trapped in. This Holiday Season forever changed me and the way I feel in my heart.

My Grand Parents on both sides of my family died married to one another and they were married for over 40 years. Today’s MARRIGES don’t hold a candle in the wind or a can of beans on an 1800’s old western horse trail. Its simple people, I feel I was born in the wrong time era. My core values are at the same level as my grand parents, but why do I keep meeting women that don’t share the same values?

Time and Karma catches up with us all sooner or later. Time heals the pain of the broken heart but will not be forgotten or forgiven.

2012

2009-11-26T11:48:00.004-05:00

Movie Review By:

Fat Cat Randy

An Emotional Roller Coaster Ride that never stops!

This film will makes you go hmmm!

5 Golden Stars

5 Fat Cuban Stogies.

New Super Kool Song with SOUL!

2009-11-11T11:39:00.002-05:00

GI JOE: The Rise of Cobra

2009-08-08T13:35:00.008-04:00

Movie Review

By:

Fat Cat Randy

Gi Joe: The Rise of Cobra. Wow, let me explain. To help me endure the twisted late 60’s and the early 70’s as a ten year old was vintage Gi Joe and all the really super cool (accessories) that came with him. However, Hasbro’s Television Commercials last words were, “Sold Separately”. My mother made sure I had every item available, God Bless her. Hasbro’s vintage Gi Joe in my opinion, is America’s first irrefutable introduction of the “Action Figure” as we know it today.

Last year, when I heard the news about Hasbro and Paramount Studios and their top secret plans to produce a full Feature Gi Joe Film, I was totally shocked with disbelief. For over a year, I anxiously waited and read every Hollywood Varity news article that I could find regarding the production of this Film. Then, the HUSH, HUSH was over and the Trailers were released.

This Film’s portrayal of Gi Joe was introduced to young America in the mid 1980’s and its cartoon version aired the television waves on Saturdays mornings for years. This generation of the Gi Joe was way after my action figure days. Hasbro’s brilliant marketing schemes and their something or another’s decided to down size the action figure from 12 inches tall to 3 ½ inches tall. The high demand for the Vintage 1960’s Gi Joes remains strong on ebay along with maintaining high value for premium action figures. I collect them personally, so my brother and I decided to go and check this Film out.

The Storyline was totally awesome and flowed like a river. The back stories were outstanding and right on point, gave the viewers the info needed, not to get lost. Screenwriter, Stuart Bettie delivered an awesome script. The Special effects department entirely blew my mind with their continuous creative weaponry, visual graphics and the underwater production sets. Let’s not forget all the cool gadgets and computer imaging, OUTSTANDING! The Roller Coaster kept going and going. Director, Stephen Sommers artistic vision compiled with his positive high energy will make this Film one of the summer’s best ACTION blockbusters. Well Done.

The amazing cast was lead by Hollywood Veteran, Dennis Quaid, Channing Tatum, Sienna Miller, Marlon Wayans, Joseph Gordon Levitt, Ray Park, Christopher Eccleston, Brendan Fraser, Rachel Nichols, Jonathan Pryce, Arnold Vosloo and many other great cast members. This entire cast was Fantastic. Composer, Alan Silvestri gave this Film a Hugh dose of MOJO, BABY. The music score was Ingenious, Bravo!

Fat Cat Randy says, “The simple fact is, America, there will be Prequels and Sequels oozing from all the parts of Gi Joe’s Accelerator Suit”. Welcome Hasbro’s newest Billion dollar BLOCKBUSTER FRANCHISE. Scoot over Transformers, “Look Out Baby, Gi Joe is coming after your shares of the Billions”. Either way, it’s a big big hit for Hasbro because now this toy giant is playing with the big dogs in Comic Book Land. I believe this Film will gross over $300M Worldwide. Get to the Theaters and catch this flick.

Fat Cat Randy says, “FOUR CUBAN STOGIES”.

JAMES BOND 007 Delivers!

2008-11-14T18:51:00.011-05:00

Quantum of Solace

Movie Review by:
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This film was intensely action packed from start to finish. “Quantum of Solace” stands out alone and taller than other Bond films. The incredible cast was lead by Daniel Craig, Mathieu Amairic, Olga Kurylenko and Judi Dench.

The cast should be credited for their exquisite and artistic talent they exhibited while portraying their characters in this newest James Bond film. I’m sure this 007 flick will become a Blockbuster Smash Hit. I predict this film will gross over $275 million or more worldwide.

With all the beautiful and different locations with superb fighting action scenes, this film was a totally mind blowing experience. The smooth white feathered writing pen scripted a twisted ride that included storyline endings that met final and true resolve. The Mojo was awesome!

I rated this film 9 out of 10. This film was absolutely brilliant! Get to the Theaters & see this flick. This film ROCKS!

Fat Cat Randy says, “Four Cuban Stogies”.

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Speechless!

2008-11-05T22:11:00.002-05:00

Movie Review By:
Fat Cat Randy

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This rude and crude comedy cost me over $25 and a trip to the emergency room because of chest pains. What was the director, Kevin Smith thinking as he twirled his flat paint brush all around, only to sign his name to and release a not so special portrait of a painting and or a funny movie. It’s okay, it happens.

The final masterpiece for the world of sick humor to ingest was a true disappointment and is receiving poor reviews everywhere on the web and in the entertainment news stories. I’m a Seth Rogan fan but these stars of sick and real comedy can’t deliver a hit with every film they write and or star in.

By the second act, I was bored and wanting to take a quick trip to the bathroom. The screenplay sagged a bit, as some key points were missed that could have brought home bigger and longer laughs. Someone overlooked the final draft of the screenplay and it was left unintended. Laughs were short, few and far between. But most important, laughing is a powerful emotion and laughs are needed in a comedy baby!

Not all films released are going to be big money makers, produce Oscar Gold or become a Super Huge Box Office Smash. I rated this film a 6 out of 10. There should have been some rewrites and then this would have been a much funnier film.

Fat Cat Randy says, Wait on Cable Release.
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Journey to the Center of the Earth

2008-10-31T18:27:00.001-04:00

Journey to the
Center of the Earth

Movie Review By:
Fat Cat Randy

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This family fun adventure was totally awesome in every aspect of film making. The story pulled me in and would not let me out. I literally felt as if I was in the movie. The creativity and imagination that poured out of the screenwriters, Michael Weiss, Jennifer Flackett and Mark Levin was absolutely breathtaking and gave the audience a film that will be remembered for decades to come.

Director, Eric Brevig should be very proud of this brilliant masterpiece that grossed over $100 million. I could even be as bold to say that the producers are developing and considering a sequel as you read this review. I have watched this film twice already and I see myself popping this DVD in, every time the grand babies come over to spend the night.

Brendan Fraser, Josh Hutcherson and Anita Briem were at the top of their game, while performing their roles in this fantastic family adventure. This film had Mojo baby! The music score was right on target and tight as all get out. I rated this film 8/10. Some of the special effects, (green screen) shots were very noticeable and should have been re-shot.

Fat Cat Randy says, if you haven’t seen this film yet, watch it. Buy the DVD as I did and add it to your collection because this movie is well worth the purchase.

Oliver Stone Comes up Short.

2008-10-26T12:49:00.006-04:00

W

Movie Review
By: Fat Cat Randy

I can’t believe I wasted my time, energy and gas money to go see this film that told me something I had already known and have watched on television for the past eight years. Oliver Stones portrayal of our 43rd President and his Vice President along with his Cabinet just confirmed what most Americans already knew. We had a cowboy toting loud mouth President that partied, drank, did drugs and was not a very smart cookie. But most people would say that he’s a confused dumbass that needed therapy in his youth and college days.

I think more people will now believe the theory and accusations that were made about Jeb Bush and his shady actions over the Florida election in 2000. This film changed my mind about it for sure. The Bush family is a powerful family with ties in all levels of government and fixing the election was one them.

The entire cast performed magnificently in their roles in this movie considering the little value that the screenplay displayed to the audience. I was disappointed in this Oliver Stone film and the ending totally sucked. I rated this film 4 out of 10.

Fat Cat Randy says, Wait for Cable release.

FISH Attacks Grass Hopper!

2008-09-04T22:51:00.003-04:00

INDIANA JONES-The Kingdom of the Skulls

2008-05-23T14:41:00.006-04:00

Movie Review by:
Fat Cat Randy

The new Indiana Jones and The Kingdom of the Crystal Skull action adventure film from the brilliant minds of Steven Spielberg and George Lucas did not match up to any of it’s Indy adventurous predecessors. Don’t get me wrong, it was a good action movie and the story line wasn’t bad either. However, the special effects team hit and missed with their duties on this film. Some effects worked while some of them did not. With the film’s big budget and its long awaited release, why would Mr. Spielberg sign off on this film’s final footage and not re-shoot several action scenes?

Harrison Ford, as usual delivered a solid performance as Indiana Jones, the whip master. Although, time takes it toll on our bodies and it’s time to pass the Indy torch and give the young gun a try at the whip. Shia LaBeouf’s performance gave this film the super extra rush of energy when they needed it the most. I’m sure Steven Spielberg will cast this talented kid for all future Indy adventures. Cate Blanchett, the evil Russian wench gave a wicked cool solid performance with a sexy twisted approach. Where was Karen Allen? Her scenes were few but what I did see, she delivered a good performance.

Over all, I rated this movie a 7.25 out of 10. The music score was outstanding and flowed with the action. This film will reach a whole new generation and will be a super BLOCKBUSTER for the Steven Spielberg and George Lucas foundations, (Pockets). I’m sure Paramount will be rewarded as well. Toys are flying off the shelves as fast as they stock them. I predict this film will gross over $300 million domestically and over $600 million worldwide. There will be another sequel and we won’t have to wait 20 years for it.

Fat Cat Randy says “Must See It Baby”

IRON MAN

2008-05-03T00:59:00.008-04:00

IRON MAN

Movie Review

By: Fat Cat Randy

Hello readers, I just got back from watching IRON MAN. After seeing the Trailer, I was in like flint. OMG, this movie was the SHIZ-NIT brother, from the beginning to the very end. Director, Jon Favreau really made a bold accomplished statement with this Comic Book Smash. This movie will be a Summer Blockbuster, for sure. I may have to go and see it again.

The Screenplay was so artistically written and it was filled with comedy and intense action. It had all the bells and whistles that produce the big Hollywood bucks. The crafty special effects team waved a magical wand and delivered the world a new humorous Comic Book Hero. IRON MAN processed all the cool super cool hero gadgets, weapons and futuristic power to fight his enemies. He was just flat out AWESOME people. This movie has some serious MoJo baby, (Music). The soundtrack was right on.

This role puts Robert Downey Jr., back on the map baby. He gave a super solid performance and I loved the way, the script put his character so far out there on the edge with his sarcastic, but playful humor. Oh yes, lets not forget the evil Jeff Bridges. He was outstanding as the evil bad villain. Terrence Howard and Gwyneth Paltrow also gave super solid performances in their roles in this action adventure. I see sequels written all over the wall here, baby. Oh Yeah!

I predict this film will gross over $275 million or more by the end of the summer. I have the Official Trailer on my MySpace page and my Blogger page, so go and check it out. When they release this on DVD, it will be added to my collection. Don’t wait around on this one folks. Get to the theaters and catch the summer super hero fever, Oh Yeah, baby.

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Cloverfield

2008-04-24T18:36:00.008-04:00

DVD Movie Review
by: Fat Cat Randy

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This film was very witty, cleverly written and almost delivered masterfully. Screenwriter, Drew Goddard shows his talent with this awesome script. The action and thrills from the alien creatures was fierce and totally captivating. I was squeezing my arm rest on my chair until my hands hurt.

The intense journey to get to the other side of Manhattan was for love. The alien creatures and the demolished city’s obstacles that this group of friends had to endure to get there was storytelling at its best.

The cast, Mike Vogel, Lizzy Caplan, Michael Stahl-David, Odette Yustman and Jessica Lucas all delivered solid performances and gave this scary film its artistic shock and all. Director, Matt Reeves missed a little on this one.

Fat Cat Randy says, “Dude, hand held cameras show intense footage, but using it through out the entire movie took away from your awesome action sci-fi flick!”

This film grossed $80 million domestically and $166 million worldwide on a $25 million budget. The film made money but where was the music? With such creativity and talent, why no music? This film would have grossed between $100-125 million domestically if it had, (MoJo) baby. This film needed Music, Music, still camera footage and Music Baby. I rated this movie an 8/10 and would have been higher if there was Mojo.

Fat Cat Randy says, “Must see it Baby”

10,000 B.C.

2008-03-07T23:17:00.012-05:00

Movie Review
By: Fat Cat Randy

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After my long and aggravating journey of waiting ever so patiently for the studios to release 10,000 B.C., now, I can tell you that this epic and (soon to be) BLOCK BUSTER film was truly amazing, well worth the wait and the price of admission. This prehistoric action adventure told a powerful and brilliant story of Love, Family, Courage and Resolve. This film had a soft canvas, bight colors and all the creative elements to complete a beautiful Masterpiece.

I felt the thrill of the clan’s hunt and their sorrow due to hunger. The film’s spectacular action sequence’s in the jungle with the giant prehistoric birds trying to eat them was absolutely magnificent. The jittery suspense in this film will make your body twitch as the clan hunts its prey through the valley or when they run for their lifes in the jungle, trying to escape certain death, either by man or by beast. The stand alone warrior unites all the clans and tribes in hopes that they can free their people from slavery. The battle plan to charge the large magnanimous Mammoths down the pyramid work ramp, killing hundreds of enemy combatants was delivered, (smack), right down the center, man! What a roller coaster!

I give kudos to the Director/Screenwriter, Roland Emmerich for a well polished film. The computer and special effects team hit a home run when they gave us, the fast action herds of large Mammoths and the angry unpredictable spirit of the Saber Tooth Tiger scenes. Steven Strait, Camilla Belle, Cliff Curtis, Omar Sharif and Tim Barlow all delivered solid performances in their rolls. The music score from Harald Kloser and Thomas Wander gave this film real power, baby. All the details were there.

I don’t understand why this film is getting poor reviews from the professionals. I predict this film will gross over $100 million domestically. Don’t wait around on this one folks, get to the theaters. This film will be added to my DVD collection, when released. I rated this film 8/10.

Fat Cat Randy Says “Must See It Baby”

Eastern Promises

2008-03-01T23:45:00.014-05:00

DVD Movie Review
By: Fat Cat Randy
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This hit Russian mobster movie really delivered a bold and powerful punch with an edgy sword. The films storyline flowed with ease and the graphic violence delivered a "Shock & Awe" to its audience. What a ride. Oh Yeah!

This film proves that stories of ruthless crime families still exists around the world and not just in America. Tattoos will always tell ones stories and where they've been. Eastern Promises lacked music & pre-selected thumping music scores to keep the audience twitching and holding on to their chairs.

The Cast & Crew delivered masterfully and the film was well scripted. But it was the skillful acting that got this film the Oscar Nominations. Over all, I really liked this film. It was a pretty good movie and it had moments of true grit, but I must say, I didn't like the way the director ended it! I rated this film a 7/10.

Fat Cat Randy Says "Must See It, Baby"

Jumper

2008-02-26T17:50:00.007-05:00

Movie Review
By: Fat Cat Randy

Teleporting all across the world, robbing banks and dashing to the refrigerator was a clever, high concept idea and this film was truly an awesome flick. It gave me that comic book atmosphere with the possibilities of future realistic heroes and bad guys. Who needs guns when you can teleport and throw buses at your enemy.

David Rice, (Hayden Christen) realizes from an early age he could teleport. After leaving home and years later, he’s wealthy and lives in a cool New York downtown bachelor pad, popping in and out of places around the world, only to realize he’s not alone. Jamie Bell, the punk Jumper introduces himself to David and shows him the other side of the Jumpers life. Millie (Rachel Bilson) his long lost high school love is now a part of the Jumper world.

Jumpers are a race of people that are hunted down by (The Jumper Slayers). Samuel L. Jackson, (Sisqo) the white haired character is the head slayer. Jackson was magnificent in this roll. I couldn’t see another actor playing this roll. The action scenes were filmed from Tokyo to Egypt and were all well executed. Teleporting buses in the fight scenes to removing half of an apartment to escape the danger. Every time someone would teleport, the room shakes, papers fly, and bad things happen. The jump hole stays open for someone else to leap through. The action was definitely there.

Working with a very talented cast and crew, Director, (Doug Liman) gave his audience what they came to the theater to watch, an entertaining action adventure film. He knows how to keep a film interesting. We could see the little things stand out. We’ve seen it before, (The Bourne Identity). Kudos to David Goyer, Simon Kinberg and Jim Uhls for a well scripted screenplay. The entire cast, Hayden Christensen, Samuel L. Jackson, Jamie Bell, Katie Boland, Rachel Bilson, Dianne Lane and Teresa Palmer should be very proud of this entertaining film.

Fat Cat Randy Says “Must See It Baby”